Klinger's Closet "If I was a nurse, I'd be home now, pregnant!" For the first eight seasons of the popular show M*A*S*H, Corporal Klinger (later known as Sergeant Klinger) has kept us laughing with his outrageous wardrobe of feminine attire designed to have him thrown out of the army. Unfortunatly for him, the army has changed its views on what constitutes a section 8 and although Klinger's antics should have gotten him one, he never did. His loss was our gain. We could then be regaled week after week wondering what he would come up with next. Touch images to read captions. Click images to enlarge pictures. Season 1 ![Klinger: these dresses aren't getting me out, they're getting me whistles.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS1.6.JPG) ![Klinger's ceasefire sale.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS1.11.JPG) Season 2 ![A great big bird with fuzzy pink feet](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/b/big/bigbluebird.JPG) ![Klinger: If I can find four officers that'll sign that I'm a nutcase. I can get out.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS2-22-.JPG) ![Hawkeye: I thought you were sleeping with the nurses. Klinger: Major Houlihan threw me out of the nurses' tent. She found out I was a man.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS2-29-.JPG) ![Klinger: Sir, I must confess. I'm a communist, an etheistic, marxist, card-carrying, uh... Henry: Bolshevik. Klinger: No, honest.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS2-31-.JPG) Season 3 ![Klinger: My girl Laverne. She said yes. She agreed to marry me.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS3-7-.JPG) ![Klinger: Could you so me a favor sir, when you get stateside. I need a black evening bra.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS3-13-.JPG) ![Klinger: Sir! In the riot you caused,by going off your noodle you got succotash on my stole!](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS3-21-.JPG) ![Klinger assisting Radar with his high heeled shoes.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS3-28-.JPG) ![Klinger: Colonel, I've got a proposition to make. Henry: forget it! We'd regret it the rest of our lives.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS3-37-.JPG) ![Henry: You know Klinger? This outfit might just get you that section 8.](http://lemondedelolo.wifeo.com/images/k/kli/KlingerS3-42-.JPG) |