Klinger's Closet "If I was a nurse, I'd be home now, pregnant!" For the first eight seasons of the popular show M*A*S*H, Corporal Klinger (later known as Sergeant Klinger) has kept us laughing with his outrageous wardrobe of feminine attire designed to have him thrown out of the army. Unfortunatly for him, the army has changed its views on what constitutes a section 8 and although Klinger's antics should have gotten him one, he never did. His loss was our gain. We could then be regaled week after week wondering what he would come up with next. Touch images to read captions. Click images to enlarge pictures. Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 |